I can't fucking believe he's dead. That totally ruined my week. Seriously, not only could he convince nearley anybody of nearly anything, has was also damn funny. Pitchmen was a pretty good show. He was also my reason for wanting to grow a beard.

I was fine with Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett's death, but losing Billy is a motherfuckin' outrage. Death, what the FUCK do you think you're doing? You can't just take away the best thing to ever happen to advertisement.

For those of you who don't know who Billy Mays is, fuck off.

R.I.P. Billy Mays